Daddycat found a little toy aeroplane, it was made of some sort of really tasty looking foamy stuff. Maybe chicken flavoured?
Knowing how athletic and bouncy I am, and how i hate any sort of flying things, silly daddycat thought he'd do a test flight, right above my head!
Now here's the strange thing. I managed to easily pluck it out of the sky, and catch it, like the expert hunter cat that I am, but it didn't put up much of a fight, and EVEN WORSE... It didn't taste of chick-hen at all!
Who ever heard of a flying thing that doesn't take of chick-hen? What's the point of that??
Next time daddycat, could you check up on the taste of toys? catnip or chick-hen flavour are kinda important to me? At the very least meat flavour?
slap the chick-hen
5 hours ago