I gone and dun it again

Oh dear, I'm back in Daddycat's bad books again...

This is Daddycat's 4 year old Spathiphyllum plant that he loves. Sorta.

However, if you look closely, you'll notice that every single... (I don't think I missed any of them!) new shoot has been nibbled by brave and clever little Me!!

I wake up at the crack of dawn, when everybody's asleep, and I check for any fresh vegetation, and NIPIT! before it has the chance to develop into a new shoot!

I only got caught when I forgot that daddycat was working early, and he glanced over and I was caught in the act, with my nose in the greenstuff. (a bit like British MPs at the moment!)

Of course he forgave me, cos I snuggled back into bed, and pretended to sleep. Who could stay angry with a face like this??

Is there anything more comfy?

I wonder, is there ANYTHING in the WORLD more comfy than Daddycat's lap?

(apart from mommacat's, of course!)

I don't like flying things

Daddycat found a little toy aeroplane, it was made of some sort of really tasty looking foamy stuff. Maybe chicken flavoured?

Knowing how athletic and bouncy I am, and how i hate any sort of flying things, silly daddycat thought he'd do a test flight, right above my head!



Now here's the strange thing. I managed to easily pluck it out of the sky, and catch it, like the expert hunter cat that I am, but it didn't put up much of a fight, and EVEN WORSE... It didn't taste of chick-hen at all!

Who ever heard of a flying thing that doesn't take of chick-hen? What's the point of that??


Next time daddycat, could you check up on the taste of toys? catnip or chick-hen flavour are kinda important to me? At the very least meat flavour?

Farm Kittens

When my momma and daddycats were in oop northland, They stayed in a farm. They managed to talk about cats (they don't talk about anything else!) and the farm lady said that she had some kittens! So they got taken into the barn where the kittens were, and go to cuddle them, as they were obviously missing MY cuddles!



I'm glad I'm not a farm kitten though, They get a lot of freedom, but not many cuddles, and they have to work for their living, catching mice and things. And I bet it gets cold outside too...

I'll say a little purrrayer for them, I think.

Abandoned!

My mommacat and daddycat left me! They went away for 4 days, because their daddycat's cousin had gone to rainbow bridge.

Luckily for me, my neighbourfriend came and fed me, and even better, my likklebean friends, Elizabeth and William came and played with me for a WHOLE HOUR with my favourite toy, da bird! I was exhausted, but I love seeing them, as they have nearly as much energy as I do. Certainly loads more energy than my momacat and daddycat!

Anyway, I forgave my mommacat straight away, as she came with lots of cuddles, and gifts of stinky goodness!